That will teach the middle east!  Ok this is in the “I have gone too far category” but really sit back and think about it.

Barack Hussein Obama

I mean seriously.  3 strikes in one freaken name right there.

Barack sounds like Iraq

Hussein - Saddam anyone?

Obama - waaaay too close to Osama in my books.

I mean come on guy.  I’d at least of paid for a legal name change before running for office.

If he gets elected, one of the first titles “Barack destroys Iraq” or “Obama kills Osama” wee.  If he gets elected, there should be a condition that he HAS to have a name change when he takes the office.  I mean can you imagine being sworn in as Obama?

I have not really gotten into the politics yet but need to soon as the primaries are coming up.. wait can independants vote in primaries?  I dont think so.  I will have to Google it.

You know who I would vote for no matter there politics… a Black Woman.  Yeah screw all you racists out there and woman haters.  Put a Black Woman in office and castrate all of you mother F’ers.  That will teach you.    Which brings to mind.. maybe we should have a racist tax instead of hate crimes…  ooohhh I think we need more tax cuts for the “real” people.

I am drooling already.  You know what.  Oprah Winfrey for president.  What the hell, why not.

- SJ

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Joe  says: 
wanna hear something funny>   

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Joe says: 
i just booted into windows vista and it has no drivers for my microsoft mouse   

Ryan says: 
thats awesome!   

Joe says: 
lol yeah   

Joe  says: 
the mouse was manufactured in 2005 even. hilarious   

Joe  says: 
i had to surf with my keyboard to download the drivers 

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ok if you havent yet seen this prepare to enjoy yourself. 

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A Picture says a thousand words.

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I was driving home late last night (about 11:30pm) from work down the Dulles Greenway and out of the corner of my eye I see this smoke billowing up from a building. Upon closer look, it looked liked the building was on fire and there appeared to be nobody around, so I took the next exit to find the building address and verify for sure that it was on fire. These buildings are brand new and off in the middle of nowhere, after finally finding a way into the building lots, I finally pull in to see if the building really is on fire. As soon as I entered the parking lot I noticed a man walking from the back of the building, at first I was thinking crap he probably set it and i’m gonna get hurt. Turns out as I turned my car towards him, he was a security guard. I roll down my window and tell him that I was driving…. Anyways, he starts running towards the building I pointed at and exclaimed “FUCK! Let me get my keys!” and he dissapeared into the building. Well I still wasnt convinced it was fire, but apparently he was super freaked out over me thinking it was. I drove around to the back of the building and saw the smoke coming up from the back and at that very moment, it dawned on me that it was cold outside. I just pulled a dumbass outta my hat. Almost felt like I need my sign that says I’m stupid. Anyways, the flickering I saw was the area street lighting that made it look like it was on fire but it wasnt. I drove around front and the security guy is standing out front huffing and puffing from running all around this building looking for fire. I told him exactly where it was and that I believe its just the environmental control systems. Oops. He looked bored, I just gave him something to do. Either way, he thanked me profusely and said he was gonna double check and off he went running into the building again. I left cause I felt like a total dumbass.

What did I learn, nothing. LOL.

-SJ

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SilentJoe: erzatz?
SilentJoe: what is that?
Linn: phony, fake
@Raymond: an artificial or inferior substitute or imitation
Linn: gosh we”re doing vocabulary drill here today
@Raymond: is german
Linn: We are edumacational
@Raymond: woohoo
SilentJoe: ah should of figured with “verboten” being used also
@Raymond: all great sounding words are german or latin
@Raymond: well, many
@MrPilot: don”t forget Russian
@MrPilot: NYET!
@Raymond: yes
@Raymond: Russian is powerful in the spoken tongue
SilentJoe: Its also very powerful when painted on the side of a tactical nuclear warhead…
@MrPilot: haha
@Raymond: lmao
ashes: good one

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A lady goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn”t work. The clerk tells her that he can”t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks, “What’s wrong?” She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws arms up in the air and starts screaming, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!”

— Her money was refunded.

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All I can say is Click Here -> http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20040908

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But last night it sure felt like we were in Kansas! Tornados, lightening and rain all around where I live. I left my Dad’s store at 6:05 last night under HEAVY and I mean EXTREMELY HEAVY lightening, rain and wind.

Driving home I was literally “right next to” lightening several times and at one point it was so close my car actually got pushed to the should of the road from the sonic boom. That one had to of been at least 2-3ft wide. My radio went dead with static, and it felt like every piece of hair was standing up on my body. Was very frightening yet very interesting at the same time.

When I finally pulled into my drive lane that leads to my house, the radio cut out and broke in with tornado warnings for a few miles away from my house. My Dad is outside the house powering up the generator just in case and we all bunker down in the living room watching the TV for updates.. About a mile from my house the tornado turns and heads away from our house. A close call. In the mean time, at my dads store, a tornado touched down just ACROSS the street at the gas station. Wasnt a big one, but the other store owners that were still open said it was eery watching it “vacuum” the area and suck signs and debri up into the sky and have it land a couple feet away only to be sucked up again.

Sure was fun but I wouldnt do it again or for a living (ala no storm chasing in my future).

-SJ

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